I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
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2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
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I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize