Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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