I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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