Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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