I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
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You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
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Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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