I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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