Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Please, let me fuck your mom
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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