Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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