Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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