so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
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all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
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Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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