where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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