Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
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Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
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You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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