Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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