Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
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Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
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I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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