Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
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