oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
You can make out without kissing
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