where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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