I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Enjoy the penises
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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