LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize
