well most of my day revolves around power hour
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
