Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
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How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
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She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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