We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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