so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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