you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Damn victory sex feels great
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