coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
