My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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