is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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