How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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