Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
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Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
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Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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