i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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