maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
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How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
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He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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