in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Why is your signature on my underwear?
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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