you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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