The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑