Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
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i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
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So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101