I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
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its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
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You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
We had sex on a dog bed..
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