My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
