I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
and she was petting her beer can
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.