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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale

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  at least we're not in new jersey

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.

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  Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (714): View more from California

  Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?

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