a bad idea.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
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there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
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Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.