Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(630): View more from Illinois

She is in my trunk

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(563): View more from Iowa

his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?

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(214): View more from Texas

don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"

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(514): View more from Quebec

i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.

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(239): View more from Florida

I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.

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(530): View more from California

The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.

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(301): View more from Maryland

I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that

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(253): View more from Washington

someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...

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