We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
where are you?
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Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
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then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.