Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(513): View more from Ohio

what's Bukake?

(1-513): View more from Ohio

a bad idea.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!

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(703): View more from Virginia

Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.

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(559): View more from California

We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.

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(408): View more from California

there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing

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(330): View more from Ohio

We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card

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(858): View more from California

There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.

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(561): View more from Florida

Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.

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