We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
you mean i was at the winter classic?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way