so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
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Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
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I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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