I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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