Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
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I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
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We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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