Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
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I got her a Nickelback box set.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
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You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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