I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
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i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
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Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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