I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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