Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
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Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
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If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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