your thong is hanging out like whoa
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
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This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
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We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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