How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
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but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
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We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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