Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
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