well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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