I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
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can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
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Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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