I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
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I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
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Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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