imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
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you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
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Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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