your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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