This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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